A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.
by definitely not lili November 29, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up
You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan
by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The most amazing guy you'll ever meet in your life. He's usually very good looking but in a cute and boyish way, very adventurous and creative. He's all about positive vibes, he's funny and his goal in life is to make people laugh. He's very family oriented, he loves his siblings and parents. Ethan will treat you right because he just loves with his whole heart. He will make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, a princess and he'll spoil you with everything he can. Ethan can get insecure at times, anxious or stressed so he needs his space away from all that to clear his mind. He pairs up well with girls named Bianca and Hannah.
by moonlightsparkle May 10, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the best person I know. He is the coolest, and the “bestest”. He is a pro-Minecrafter. He is also the King of the North. He be the best, and I love him more than he loves me.
Ethan, I love you.
by Thiskiddo March 28, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. He’s a caring loving boy who will break peoples hearts, he’s a boy who you can’t get over he is just there for you and most girls Can’t get over him he’s got a cute hair cut and blue eyes but will leave you for others but realise his mistake then you never get him back but sometimes when your lucky you do
by Egirlvibes_x October 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.