engely

is a beautiful girl who is original, funny, beautiful, crazy and smiling but she can also be calm, gentle, reserved while remaining interesting. she is a feminist who has very good taste in music and who reads a lot of books. she adores fashion, literature, she writes a lot of poems but she would like to have friends with whom she could go out and enjoy her life. she is always happy but she often hides her feelings, she feels lonely. not a lot of people like her because she is so different from others that people are afraid of her but it makes her laugh. she is difficult to understand and moody but deep down she is adorable, she does not easily give her confidence to people but she is always there for others when it is she who suffers the most.

the definition of engely in a nutshell: incredible!!!

by only4cool.girlz December 28, 2021

there is no queen of england

1. there is no queen of england
2. did you not watch megamind 🤨

Hal: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england.

by amstybloom October 27, 2022

reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

new england patriots

See cheat, cheater, or cheaters

The New England Patriots now have an asterik by their 3 "championships"

by HarryPothead6009 September 28, 2007

England

Eng=Narrow, Land=Land; "Narrow Land" (German Origin). ENGLAND first became a German colony in approx. 400 A.D. with the export of Continental rejects from Saxony to the southern half of what the Romans called Great Britan. These morons, these intellectual and physical cripples (see example) were exported from approximately the 4th to 12th Centuries to the "narrow land" - much like nuclear and other waste.

The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.

England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).

This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!

Proof that the seed of England is Germanic is provided in its mutilated low German language :

Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello

by Oglaigh na Eireann February 18, 2007

Engambryonic

Deeply lonely; moderately disturbed.

Person 1: Hey, what was up with Person 3 today?

Person 2: I guess he's a bit engambryonic.

by Raftery November 25, 2009

Engeltool

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.

Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.

by Huskington November 12, 2009