(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013
An asshat libtard; an attention seeking loser searching for 15 minutes of fame by playing the victim of racism after making a total ass of themselves with an agenda that backfires. Ex: Frederica Wilson, Maxine Waters.
Frederica Wilson was outed on national TV by General John Kelly as an "empty barrel" after she went full retard .
by Zeke Stardust October 21, 2017
the above person who posted that defintion needs to be shot.
he obviously does not like music and hates his life and blames people who make a good point in their music.
he obviously does not like music and hates his life and blames people who make a good point in their music.
by Pots and Pans November 22, 2004
Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.
by austin277490 October 06, 2008
The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
Rob's sack was completely empty, evidenced in his endless Snooker losses. He suffers from empty sack syndrome.
by adifferentninja July 10, 2020
a strategy used in Street Fighter and other fighting games where you jump at your opponent and instead of throwing out an attack, you land and use a low hitting attack. The reason it works is because a jump in attack can not be blocked low, forcing your opponent to stand block, opening the opportunity for a low hit if they do not read, or react to you fast enough.
by Gonzalo Barrios April 20, 2016