Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

by Father of jazz March 29, 2021

Empty bubbles

Any place that's hard to get to and (in the speaker's opinion) invariably not worth the effort.

"For profit internet colleges are not worth the effort, they are just empty bubbles."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021

Empyric

em·pyr·ic

NOUN

ɛmˈpɪrɪk, ɪmˈpɪrɪk

1. A person who gives 'the fire within' to another
2. A person who converses, trains or engages with another person in such a way to give them the sense of 'the fire within'

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ic' which means to define a characteristic of another.

She was feeling lacklustre and needed motivation, so her Empyric delivered some inspiring words to help her fire up again.

by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023

Empyricise

em·pyr·i·cise

VERB

ɛmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz, ɪmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz

1. to give 'the fire within' to another
2. to converse, train or engage with a person in such a way to give the sense of the fire within

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ise' which means the action of delivering this to another.

The Empyric had a power to empyricise others when they had lost their way and needed to fire themselves up, with some sage advice and skills

by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023

Filled pockets, empty sack

What they say

You know what they say. Filled pockets, empty sack.

by Employees saxk April 21, 2021

Empty

When a girl is not wearing any form of undergarment.

Look at that chick, she's empty!

by ArenHam October 14, 2009