Emmet

The smallest penis ever. Probably very short and stubby with intense red skin. Emmet probably has a crush on a girl that hates him but he wont let her go. This obsession turns into stalking and hurt feelings. He may seem cool and athletic but is really scared of the dark and sleeps in his parents rooms most nights. His friends don't like him and he is a tool. Emmet is impolite punk who can be ratted on and hated.

That boy is such an Emmet!

by Imusynottellalie100 February 26, 2017

emmeline

of or pertaining to avril lavigne.

my friend pulled an emmeline and now has a pink stripe of hair.

by hollafuchs April 29, 2008

Emmet

An Emmet is the best friend you could ever have. He is super fun to talk to and hang out with. He is really sweet and friendly and always makes you feel great, even if its just because he smiles at you. Whether he's playing frisbee, lax, violin, or mowin' lawns, he does so with liberal amounts of swag. Girls adore him, and guys envy his natural charm. If you are lucky enough to have an Emmet in your life, don't loose him!

'If I had an Emmet, I wouldn't be so depressed'
'If I had an Emmet, I wouldn't be into hardcore drugs'
'If I had an Emmet, my life would be complete'

Fan Girl 1 'How come you stood me up at that Justin Beiber Concert and backstage tour?'
Fan Girl 2 'Sorry, I was chillin' with Emmet'
Fan Girl 1 'And you didn't invite me?!?!? B****!'

by rumbleroar1995 July 18, 2011

emoment

a brief time of extreme depression

When I chose "You're not alone" by Saosin, I was having an emoment.

by Trixie Ventimiglia March 2, 2008

Emmet Burke

Sex

You are Emmet burke

by Emmetburkelover July 16, 2021

emoments

When a boy or girl isnt fully emo they just have moments being emo.See emo

'Dude i've been having loads of Emo moments lately i guess you would call them Emoments.'

by xxEmOmeNtsxx October 4, 2005

Emmerson

Emmerson is one of my classmates. He has brown hair that's soft. We are not very close friends. But still know each other. Since last year. Had a crush on him. Handsome but super weird. Love his creative drawings. If you ever see this Emmerson. Hi. Hides in bathroom at recess to watch YouTube. Loves coding. Such a smart person😍

Emmerson. 😍😘❤️❤️💖

by GilbertG3 August 17, 2019