The smallest penis ever. Probably very short and stubby with intense red skin. Emmet probably has a crush on a girl that hates him but he wont let her go. This obsession turns into stalking and hurt feelings. He may seem cool and athletic but is really scared of the dark and sleeps in his parents rooms most nights. His friends don't like him and he is a tool. Emmet is impolite punk who can be ratted on and hated.
That boy is such an Emmet!
by Imusynottellalie100 February 26, 2017
The most awesome guy ever. Very strong and tall. He may not be popular but probably will or has had sex way before any one else and usually with very hot girls. He probably has the largest penis of any friend and uses it well. He is the guy that the hottest girl is school likes. Yezzi is funny, smart, hot, and athletic. Although he may regret a few things he is an all around great person.
by Imusynottellalie100 February 23, 2017