A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.
It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.
Related: menstrual cycle.
It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.
Related: menstrual cycle.
Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.
me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.
Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG
me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.
Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG
by profoundlypaige December 14, 2011
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or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
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Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!
it is a medical emergency!!!!
p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.
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Coined by NPR's Bryant Park Project:
"An emergency Krulwich is a radio piece, any radio piece, by (...) Robert Krulwich. Krulwiches are always fascinating, amazingly well-produced, thought-provoking, and...long.
Matt keeps our emergency Krulwiches locked in a secret bunker beneath BPP world headquarters. He's the only one with the code and the weighty responsibility of deciding when to deploy.
Let me make plain at this point that we don't only use our Krulwiches in emergency situations. Sometimes they make perfect thematic sense and we use them on purpose. Sometimes we just can't resist using them because they're so good.
But sometimes, it's an emergency."
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