with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Emergency cardigan

Cardigan brought by a friend in case of emergency such us wardrobe malfunction or to cover hickies or other forgotten marks from kinky sex play

I had to get a friend to bring me an emergency cardigan a few weeks ago due to a bite mark on my shoulder

by EcoTantric June 11, 2018

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025