Ejaculation

"Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.
"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for
by Cumbob brickpants June 21, 2024
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eJaculate

Is how someone types "ejaculate" after typing "eSwatini" too many times.
Last night I accidentally in the PornHub search I wrote "step-dad eJaculates inside of step-daughter" lol!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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spiritual ejaculation

tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro
by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018
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ejaculation chicken

When you and another person jack off and the person who finishes first is the loser.
I and Thomas were playing ejaculation chicken yesterday.
by RascalXavierDarakar June 7, 2020
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Sternutation Ejaculation

The Act of receiving oral sex then grinding fresh peppercorn into participants nose which causes them to sneeze all over your dong, they then grind fresh peppercorn into your face which causes you to sneeze and ejaculate all over their face at the same time.
Dude I met that girl Susan last night, we ended up pullin the ole' Sternutation Ejaculation, it was stimulating...
by ZuckMeDaddy August 29, 2022
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