Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...

Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭

Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭

Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

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Eefin (Walmart edition)

Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.

To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),

No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)

-Eefin (Walmart Edition)

by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 22, 2021

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Pussy destroyer Blaster Edition

The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.

explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.

by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018

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I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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Bart Simpson Edits

A picture of Bart Simpson with hearts and a XXXtentation song in the background

Emo kid: "Hey check out my Bart Simpson edits."
Average kid: "What no! I am a normal person don't bring that depressed shit near me!"
Bystander: "fake depression should be illegal."
Emo kid: "Wait no! ITS REAL!!!!"

by BigMen1234 December 12, 2022

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