Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
by UWS124 October 21, 2012
That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.
The "E" is capitalized.
The "E" is capitalized.
Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."
No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
by PimpinZ April 29, 2013
Is when your dick feels homesick and nostalgic.
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
I tell our mutual friend "say hi from me when you meet her".
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
by DJ Blowback January 23, 2019
The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex
After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.
by mayg August 18, 2011
A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.
by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018
a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore
Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
by yourr_done November 12, 2021
by i hate my ex September 08, 2023