Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date

You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)

by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019

Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay

I am an Evan.

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

Fuck you bitch

Evan sucks booty hole

by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019

Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.

Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan

by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019

Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER

Bruh Evan is a hoe

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019