Evan

A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"

by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020

evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

Evan

Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!

“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan “

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”

by AstorR September 4, 2021

Evan

An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot

Evan is an asshole

by Sperix___ November 10, 2021

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

Evan is a very attractive man with a big ass cock that all the women love he is very sweet and kind he is a great man to have in your life all the woman love his hornyness

Evan

by Awsome guy 1234 July 31, 2017

Evan

Most of us will meet at least one Evan in our lives. Most Evan's seem like good, attractive, everyday Evan's. Although they seem this way, when you really get to know them, they can be very cruel people. When you ask an Evan out, they will ask you to name why you like them and they will smother in their glory. They reject, bully, and hurt people internally. An Evan could easily break your heart. Therefore, Evan's are very mean, insensitive people.

Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.

Friend 1 " Hey did you see Evan at the game yesterday, he was terrific.
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."

Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"

by EvanHater$ April 24, 2019