elephant whore 

A fat whore.

Fuck you, you elephant whore!

elephant whore by FesselHarryBalls July 23, 2009

elephant syndrome

When someone says "nevermind" or "it doesn't matter", leaving you to wallow in your ignorance, forever wondering what it was they decided not to say.

Like when someone tells you NOT to think of an elephant, you think of an elephant.

-Oh my god, you know what's the most amazing thing ever?
-What??
-Oh, nevermind. It doesn't matter.
-Dude, elephant syndrome here! You're gonna kill me.

elephant syndrome by ScarletNightingale January 11, 2011

Elephant Rape 

The act of thrusting one's knee into another person's butt. The knee doesn't actually go in, but the ensuing pain can be bad, especially if you hit the tail bone. More of a horseplay thing then a sexual thing.

Your friend is walking in front of you. You come up and knee them right in the butt.

You: "Ahh haha. You just got elephant raped!"

Elephant Rape by TradeMark310 June 4, 2011

elephant tracks 

The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.

Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.

Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!

elephant tracks by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

elephant trunk 

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

elephant trunk by Matt June 17, 2004

elephant vagina 

Having a huge, hairy, gray, wrinkled mass of flesh with a hole in it for urination and copulation.

Damn, bitch! You done fucked so many dudes, you got an elephant vagina!

elephant vagina by biggerfibber November 23, 2013

elephant shit 

shit of the elephant.
lance walter's favorite food

1. eww there is smelly elephant shit all over my car

2.lance:omfg that is the tastiest elephant ive ever tasted!!

elephant shit by anoneemouse November 14, 2004