2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023
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cana-duh dry

A joke made by youtuber Liza Koshy using the soda brand Canada Dry implying the slang word "duh" into "da", a part of the word Canada Dry.
Liza Koshy: "...and i said, cana-duh dry!"
by ixadecent September 1, 2020
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Floor-it-duh

Da "flat as da FLOOR" most-south-eastern U.S. state where everyone cluelessly "FLOORS it" like it's da Utah salt-flats!
Seeing as how da Daytona 500 is held in Floor-it-duh, it's little wonder dat said "peninsula state" has so many highballin' motorists who love to use said pancake-terrained principality as a huge racetrack!
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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duh..its..kxvr

Duh..its..kxvr is the most beautiful kindest person! She loves her fans and always put them first!
Hey! Have you seen duh..its..kxvr she has over 10.0k on tik tok!
by Brooklynn1123 October 27, 2021
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Duh

obvious; no kidding, sherlock!, or are you kidding me?
Erica: Do you think Taylor Laurtner is sexy?

Madison: Duh! He's like, the hottest dude in Hollywood!
by PunkRockPrincess22 May 9, 2012
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Duh Diligence

When you take an action that produces the exact opposite result of what you thought it would, as a result if not performing due diligence or research.
*Crashes car into religious school*
*Realizes the school was AGAINST the religion you were targeting*
"I see you did your DUH Diligence."
by prettyprettymushroomcloud November 16, 2023
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ta duh

Ta duh is the meaning of a family with the last name, mayonnaise. Stating that this person or thing is annoying and rude, like Dr. Witinok.
Ta Duh likes rocks, do you?
by Jim Rooster July 5, 2016
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