punch drunk

punch-drunk or punch drunk; A term derived from boxing where a boxer gets hit by his opponent so many times that his disorientation is described as and similar to being drunk.
I stopped the sparring match when I saw that he was punch-drunk.
by Chad Deese October 17, 2003
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drunk dial

To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy
Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.
by Paco March 05, 2005
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Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness
"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."
by H.S. Willsy August 21, 2011
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Booty Drunk

Booty Drunk /adj/: 1. A state of being caused by a woman with a luscious rear-end.
2. Emotional intoxication of the ass
"What?... Oh, sorry! That girl went click-clacking' by in her heels and her ass got me all booty drunk".
by Zmandella September 22, 2011
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Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.
I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.
by roger2001 March 14, 2010
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Revision Drunk

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'
When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!
by Lampshade28 May 29, 2011
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drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.
Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.
by SpaceCowboys January 18, 2010
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