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vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023
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limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.
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Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest
Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.
by JayAddie May 6, 2023
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Dorito

What that dude on Woods Road in St. Leonard named his junk. You know that dude with the big teeth and his older brother used to beat everybody up. That Dude.
Any other Dorito lickers out there besides my wife?

How many Doritos can you fit in your mouth?
by FarmRoad June 30, 2020
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magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher
Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????
by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022
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Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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Dani dorito

Imma eat this dani dorito
by Leon_dictionary November 27, 2020
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