fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Dodge county

Mayville and Horicon where all hell goes to die marshman are zombies and the cardinals resting ground are here,
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.

kill yourself if you live here or anywhere in Wisconsin esp Dodge county

by hello california November 7, 2020

Dodge Avenger

Piece of shit car made by Chrysler. The older models were a crappy knockoff of the Stealth. And the newer ones are even crappier knockoffs of the Charger. It is made for poor people who want a chager so they can feel cool. It has like -10000 horsepower, and any unemployed hobo can afford one.

I wanted to buy a beat up old Neon...but a brand new Dodge Avenger was cheaper.

by evilbeachchair June 26, 2010

dodge ball.

A great game that teaches you a great lesson in life...survival of the fittest

A:Dude throw the ball u frekin pussy
B:I...i cant (mean while jonnie launched a ball at his head and now he is out)

by chavizle January 9, 2005

Dodge in the back

To...talk shit about another, make them sound less than wat they are

to "stab" another in the back or to run they mouth behind backs.

Wayno :Gday matt, i herd simon just talked shit about you to Jason ayye??
Matt : he "dodged me in the back" (dodge in the back)

by Pmac March 27, 2006

Dodge ram

Will make trump himself go bankrupt in a week trying to fix the tick. Trannys, front ends, rear ends, brakes, the whole fucking gangbang will be fucked in a month.

I drive a dodge ram......

Cocks 12 gauge

You and your boyfriend should get the fuck off my property

by Shitandpissenterprises January 23, 2020

Tab dodging

A mod in gta 5 story mode modded in which the entire lobby is banned and the servers crash.

Person 1: Did you know rockstar bans you permenantly if you're Tab dodging?

Person 2: Well I have to disable it now I guess.

by KilthaBlacks October 14, 2021