shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

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trolly dodger

When I man pulls out before firing to avoid making the female pregnant (trolly meaning pushchair/pram)

Tom was enjoying penetrating Emma and at climax pulled out and ejaculated all over her breasts, only as he realised his mother would kill him. trolly dodger

by P1ckers December 15, 2015

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Splodgy dodger

The word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger.

"Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"

"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"

by Taymarsh1 October 11, 2016

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Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

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A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

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