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Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity
He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's
by jondich January 8, 2021
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distroy

discord + destroy = distroy
You just got distroyed on Discord.
by LEON TOPS ALL OTHERS February 7, 2021
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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
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Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
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Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.
She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Destroyer2659

A very good player in video games that will make everybody in a video game rage quit or leave.
Justin look Destroyer2659 let's leave so we don't lose.

Andrew I'm leaving Destroyer2659 keeps destroying me.
by AscendingSwords February 26, 2022
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Destroyer

definition as a person: A person who was born for the sole purpose of tearing your life apart, you don't know why they are doing so, they just decided to, they mostly stop at nothing to antagonize you. It usually has an effect of euphoria when the 'Destroyer' gets what they deserve.
person defined as a destroyer actively tries to ruin an activity that the person they are currently targeting ultimately making their life worse
"dear god when will you just fucking leave me alone you leech" the victim says.
by banflimflam April 28, 2022
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