Dick Dasher

One who leaps into sex without thinking.

Steve: Hey man, you see that girl over there?
Bob: What, the ugly one?
Steve: Yeah, I heard Kaleb totally hit that last night.
Bob: Classic dick dasher. I hear he now has herpes.

by Mr_Mustachio August 17, 2010

Gift of Discernment

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

by Rev Aaron June 28, 2011

side dishes

The assortment of female friends that a girl brings with her to your party. Typically, some are more appetizing than others.

Hey John, this is a major league sausage fest. When is Ann arriving with those side dishes?

by Gisli February 17, 2008

dashea

A annoying bitch who thinks everyone is supposed to follow her and be her peasants. And when it doesn't go her way she spazzes and gets you in big trouble. But in all actuality no one likes her . Dashea is a bitch.

Ugh, she's such a dashea

by Thetruthteller101 December 25, 2014

folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020

airdrying dishes

A great way to skimp out on washing/drying/putting away the dishes.

Mom: Carrie, do the dishes!

Carrie: Okay, Mom!
(Carrie washes and rinses the dishes and leaves them out to dry)
Mom: Why are these dishes still sitting here?
Carrie: I washed and rinsed them, and I am now airdrying dishes.
Mom: Okay, thank you. I will put them away.

by SPPDFLFS February 25, 2010

doing dishes

Washing plates, cups, pots, pans, cutlery, etc. Also known as washing up.

Doing dishes sucks but it's part of life...unless you're a spoiled American teenager.

by RitaPerrita October 2, 2016