Divorce

Future tense of marriage

Divorce comes after marriage.

by LemonPoundCake November 23, 2022

Divorce

What your parents had.

“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”

by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022

Divorce

divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere

I am sorry if you have divorced paents

by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023

divorce

Ending of marriage where people tend to recklessly destroy things and forget what they gained & grew from in their partnership.

The "D" in divorce represents destruction ; Their destruction is indicative of their divorce ;

by TheAnonymiss February 27, 2023

Divorced

Having beliefs that are inconsistent with rational thought. Divorced from reality.

Tom Brady is reaching new levels of divorced by giving up a sports commentator gig to try stand-up comedy.

by vuxedo voxel February 28, 2023

Divorce

Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.

Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas

Friend: My parents got a divorce.

You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!

by anonymous March 12, 2023

Divorcecore

A kind of music subgenre listened by either parents who are going through a divorce or troubled kids/teens whose parents are divorced or going through a divorce.

Roger: Dude what happened to you, you used to listen to all kind of music now all you listen to is Divorcecore.
Dave: you know, music hasn't been the same since Betty left me...

by TotallyLegitFrog April 15, 2023