social diaper

An object or friend that compensates for a person's lack of social skills

"Man, I'm done with being Jeremy's social diaper. Feels like I'm always having to correct all the shit he says!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"

by person87 January 4, 2015

cummy diaper

When a person who wears a diaper orgasms in a diaper and leaves it on for awhile.

Victoria told me she had a dream where she made a cummy diaper and enjoyed it.

Jesse ,who wets the bed sometimes, wakes up in a cummy diaper a lot apparently

by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

Midnight diaper

The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night

I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper

by Heavy hometown May 3, 2014

diaper whore

A stupid old grandma with a saggy pussy

Betsy you're a stupid diaper whore.

by BB691269 April 11, 2017

Diaper shit

When a person in a discussion commits the error of their own ego or a fallacy of their own making that is harmfully influencing themselves, their perspective, or their own argument, to such an extreme degree, that they have a childish meltdown in their flawed assertion or argument.

You are taking a big diaper shit when you are constantly talking about how you are never given a moment to speak, and tell us in a whiny way, you are never allowed to speak.

by Shogun1,000,000 February 8, 2021

Diaper Geyser

When you're changing your baby boy and he begins peeing straight up in the air while the old diaper is off and you haven't gotten the new diaper on yet.

Honey, give me a burp cloth quick, I got a Diaper Geyser going here!

by Jojomogir February 18, 2011

Diaper sniper

Kid toucher or somthing of the sort.

May also be considered a creep or sick fuck

Look at that guy over there. what a diaper sniper

by Brett ho February 14, 2021