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Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
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Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.
Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit
by Denver Country Club December 11, 2018
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Denver

Denver is a guy's name, or maybe not really a "guy".

You would never feel sadness and loneliness whenever he's around because he have that ability to just make the atmosphere light and happy. He is one of the most supportive friend you'll ever have. But when it comes to relationship, he's not the luckiest.
Denver: Hello! Nice meeting you all! I am Denver, not the city though.
by you_have_lost_me June 8, 2021
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denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.
by nliquid4m April 30, 2014
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Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.
If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.
by Hombre September 17, 2021
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Denver

A noodle shaped person with long hair. No one likes him because he gets mad at every little thing . Not to mention very sensitive, please stay away from these people with the name of denver. They might want to fight you but will obviously lose.
That kid is such a denver, I hope he kills himself.
by Shotbigfoot132 March 24, 2020
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denver

denver puts on a very cold act but deep down he has a very kind heart he puts on a cold act because hes been hurt in the past and just needs someone to help heal that hurt.hes a stoner and likes to get high every single day but is the funniest person you’ll ever meet even though if half his jokes are racist or homophobic a denver liked me but i blew my shot so if u ever meet a denver never let them go.
girl 1:that guy looks goneee
girl 2:must be denver.
by iwannafuckeminem333 February 15, 2023
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