decatur

an extremely small town in texass with houses nowhere near it available. Almost everyone is beautiful, but with sucky personalities and almost every girl will get pregnant time and time again before she even graduates highschool. it has a shit movie theatre where you can never watch a movie without it getting fucked up. The entertainment of decatur consists of walmart, mexicans, and tanner turlington. Everyone knows everyone and there's no such thing as a secret. Lucky people who live in towns with a population of over 1000 with probably make fun of you by replacing the d-e-c with dick or dyke. everyone rides horses but almost no one listens to country music. the highschool is the nicest thing in the whole damn town, and you will be reminded of it every time you get caught chewing gum in the building.

i fucked my cousin then rode my horse to decatur.

Decatur. Where even the name is country.

"lets order hookers man!"
"nah lets just go to decatur"

by tonto ridin the buffalo October 9, 2008

decanonization

An end to assigning great glory to someone who has proven themselves a schmuck.

Former two-timing boyfriend has been awarded a decanonization.

by good chick October 10, 2013

Ron Desantis

1.) a real American, probably more trustworthy than Bernie Saunders

2.) Someone who understands the concept of "it's not my job to keep you healthy"

3.) Hopefully the next president of the united states

Albert: Freedom....you mean I don't have to abide by petty and possibly ineffective covid-19 rules. I can run my store the way I want? Ron Desantis: yes albert, you can!

by stainless67 March 31, 2022

Do the Decent Thing

A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. It is customary in such dens of rampant homosexuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity with a reach around.

Come on Tarquin, I've let you into my pooey palace of pleasure, now do the decent thing and grab hold of my todger!

by Secretive Jim February 28, 2005

deantrae

A hoodrat who loves to drink patron and ruin girls lives. Usually from the eastside, he gives the best head and he has a bestfriend that's a complete asshole

Deantrae and his rat ass friends always into some shit

by Nolove2699 July 16, 2017

Deante Moloney

A big-eared negroe.
Not the son of Dean Moloney

"Deante Moloney sure gets radical on his skateboard. He's also really into anal fisting"

by barfyman212 November 29, 2017

Academic Decathlon

Organization of Asians with no social life who compete to see who's never going to get laid.

Student#1:"Are you going to the Academic Decathlon meeting today?"

Student#2:"Fuck no!"

Student#1:"Haha, I'm just fuckin' with yah. You wanna go smoke some weed?"

Student#1:"You're damn right I do!"

by Zen Master April 24, 2005