swag dealer

a person who has a lot of swag, and likes to give it out or sum idk

person 1 : ugh you're so mf swag
person 2 : fr you're literally a swag dealer
person 3 : i am, i am.

by kaliuchisismywife March 8, 2021

Dildo Dealer

someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.

Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?

by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022

drug dealerness

the level of swag on which you become a drug dealer

cool cat 420: cant tell if I want my new year resolution to either be more of a hoe or less of one

cool cat 69: Honestly same. I don't know.

cool cat 420: same thing with my drug dealerness

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan

“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

spice dealer

Someone who regularly states things in a very direct or incendiary way, making a take hot or spicy rather than being sugarcoated, often with the intent of gauging a reaction or ensuring something difficult to hear is heard.

The proposed project plan was not well thought out, fortunately the office spice dealer said something before it cost the company millions.

by Infinite21M December 19, 2022

2 brick man/suger dealer

hank is a madness combat guy

2 brick man/suger dealer is commonly found in allay
guy 1: get beef bot 2 brick man/suger dealer
guy 2: ok

by suger man October 27, 2021

onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!

Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!

by British Gash September 6, 2015