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Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"
Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?
by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020
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mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.
person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
by MrSquaky February 15, 2018
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BBC Dealer

A bold, no-filter dude who proudly connects white women with Black men packing serious heat. He’s the go-to hookup when a snow bunny is craving chocolate. Doesn’t need a dating app—he is the app. Whether it’s DMs, parties, or late-night texts, the BBC Dealer knows exactly who’s ready for that big, Black connection.
She said she only messes with white dudes—until the BBC Dealer lined up her first real experience. Now she won’t go back
by TouchMeMaze April 5, 2025
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hug dealer

An individual who hustles to provide hugs to those in need.
She sells hugs, not drugs....she is a damn good hug dealer
by Interiorfix March 11, 2025
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bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.
Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram
by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020
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Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.
WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?
by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020
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tip the dealer

"Tipping the dealer" is a euphemism for digital anal manipulation performed during oral sex. The partner receiving the oral sex might say "don't forget to tip your dealer," possibly accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of a finger (or two, or whatever you're into), raised to the sky, going up and down a few times.
"Damn, girl.. damn... don't forget to tip the dealer."

or

"I sucked his dick, and I still didn't get the job."
"You didn't tip the dealer, did you?"
"No."
"There you go."
by wilhelmscissors December 28, 2013
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