DALTON

Big balls quadrillionaire CEO who is also Dictator and #1 patriot of America

Dalton owns Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and Elon Musk.
He must love America #GodBless

by HiGuysPatrio April 28, 2022

Dalton

A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.

"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"

by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024

dalton

know it all

1:)dalton is a know it all
2:)right!!

by Undercover bad bitch November 11, 2020

Daltonism

The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.

His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.

by BigupsLiquidRichard July 05, 2022

Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019

Dalton’s twin

A word to describe a nonexistent twin or sibling.

As a child, he created stories about Dalton’s twin, Kevin, a nonexistent sibling who embodied all the dreams he wished he could share.

by Dalton C October 04, 2024

Dalton Lane

Big dick

Damn, Dalton Lane’s got a big dick

by BigDickBeast11 May 22, 2019