Dayton

Small town of Dayton, Washington. A place where The Crazies could have possibly been filmed. Contains only one street light that most of the time doesn't work. People there are all whores. They cheat on their husbands and get divorces, and then just go hang out in the bar because of their miserable lives. Teen pregnancies are very high because most students just drop out of high school in their class of 28. Why would you go to college? There's plently of farmland, and plenty of penises to ride with plenty of hairy beer bellies attached. But there are some good sides to it. The hills are pretty.

"So you're from Dayton? Does that mean you live on a farm?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you're pregnant?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you've done nothing with your life?"
"Bingo."

Dude, Dayton sucks.

by barbra manitee. May 1, 2011

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Country and can sometimes be stubborn on occasions. They are cute and have big hearts. They usually give thier hearts away easily but beware they are tough and will speak their mind.

This dawton is tough.

by Jewelsopinions June 14, 2015

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Dayton

A sweet kind loving boy,he is nice to anyone and everyone but sometimes people can get on his nerves.Also,Dayton makes more friends who are girls then boys.Dayton Is a clumsy,clever,and beautiful boy.

Selena:Dayton is so kind!

by sdewrere April 20, 2017

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dalton white

this is a queer found in west greene trying to fuck up his friends's relationships. he is a fat bitch who thinks he is cool because he does airsoft, he is always threatining his friend but he will never do it. he also never showers because he is always wearing the same clothes

have you seen that faggot dalton white?

by TheBigStoner420 November 28, 2018

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