rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.

Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Rome Divers

Something or someone dirty

This room is so Rome Divers

by Zorrrria January 15, 2019

cave diver

when a male or female magically somehow fits their body through a tight space in the blink of an eye
EX: a crack in the walls

EX: a hole in the deep sea

EX: my mug

dod: hey is that a crack

bob: oh no

dod: what

bob: joes a cave diver...

*next thing you know in's joe is in the dang crack*

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025

rump diver

A homosexual

That dude is totally a rump diver!

by Lllpf July 12, 2015

Suicide Sky Diver

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020