A cute, short, thick girl that can piss you off at times but no matter what your gonna end up falling in love with her, she can be insecure at times knowing very well she is beautiful.
by asfarascreation February 12, 2019
Get the Denvermug. Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq November 29, 2022
Get the Denver Sobermug. When a woman goes down on a male and eats out his anus and makes him cum at the same time as she does.
I just had a Denver burger , gawd.. ur ass was sooo fuckin good , that my tounge got caught around the corner of ur anus , ur taste of cum , made me get off at the same time.
by Colorado baby November 28, 2022
Get the Denver burgermug. They can be rude to those at first, but once she opens up, she can be nice, weird, and humourous. Once you get on her bad side, she'll remember it. She can hate at times but can be cool.
Girl: Omg, ilysm Denver
Denver: ily2
Girl: Omg Denver, you can be a bitch sometimes to be honest
Denver: *Gets mad*
Girl: *apologizes*
Denver: It's okay I guess.
(It might be awkward)
Denver: ily2
Girl: Omg Denver, you can be a bitch sometimes to be honest
Denver: *Gets mad*
Girl: *apologizes*
Denver: It's okay I guess.
(It might be awkward)
by Natalie Elder November 30, 2019
Get the Denvermug. Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
by nliquid4m April 30, 2014
Get the denver omletemug. An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.
If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.
by Hombre September 17, 2021
Get the Denvermug. by LLassLazyK September 4, 2021
Get the denver's birthdaymug.