Darren

A man who is hard to please

"only a 97%, what you couldn't get a 100?"

- a Darren

by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

Darren

Whiter than the average man, obsessed with his drugs varying from marijuana to Ecstasy, Darren wants to do them all in the hopes of looking like a cool guy

“Who’s the wannabe druggy passed out on the stairs?”
“Oh, that’s Darren”

by I am not a homosexual! June 28, 2019

Darren

A Darren is typically someone that acts like an asshole and isnt very good at anything and is very fat and overweight. They are also known for having very tiny penises.

Oh god here comes darren.

by Inpulsitive December 20, 2024

Darren

Motherfucker and really badass,selfish and ugly

U are such a Darren

by Unown owo November 21, 2021

Darren Huang

Fatasss motherfucker who sucks at literally everything they do.

Hmm you suck at video games, must be a Darren Huang tbh

by thenamer12 April 3, 2022

Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”

“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren”

by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025

darren day

December 25th

You have to buy a Darren a gift

Oh man it’s Darren day, I gotta get him a gift

by The Aquatic Falcon December 5, 2023