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An Ass that Could Cure Cancer 

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.
Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

the cure for life

person 1: whats the cure for life?
person 2: death
When someone curves somebody else, regrets the decision, attempts to make advances on that person, and in turn gets curved.
Dude 1: I was hitting up this chick, but she was ugly so I curved her.
Dude 2: Yeah man.
(One week later)
Dude 1: I think I'll hit up that chick again, I realize I'm desperate.
Dude 2: You right, I am too.
(One week later)
Dude 1: Damn man, she never responded to me.
Dude 2: Bro, you got hit with the curveback.
curveback by theMCGecko May 20, 2017

carver clark 

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.
I fucking hate Carver Clark.

futari wa pretty cure 

Pretty Cure battles creatures in the Dark Zone to protect the Garden of Light and the Garden of Rainbows.
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D
10 year old: I like pretty cure especially Futari Wa Pretty Cure!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!

Verbal Curfew 

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.
Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.
Verbal Curfew by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007