Shrek Cult

A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrek’s babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.

I am a proud member of the Shrek Cult.

by ShrekTheGod327 November 30, 2019

high Paul cult

a gathering of people who watched the Beatles get back movie and took a screenshot of the sleepy Paul McCartney, after which they decided to create a "cult" of high Paul

join the high Paul cult rn

by average ringo December 2, 2021

curtwen cult

A group of swag siblings who are the children of Mush and Owen, and they arson stuff for fun and marry each other despite it being self-love. they remind you to water your brain, not eat literally everything (yes I'm talking to you aac) and go to sLEEB PMJB- (yes i'm writing this at 1am). they're some of the best people in the universe and I can't wait to meet them when we all move into the curtwen castle together!! oh, also roey's there. no i'm not saying who wrote this by the way so *mother from tto voice* figure it out

The curtwen cult are so swag :D

I hope everyone in the curtwen cult has an amazon day!
d a d d y s a u n d e r s -curtwen cult

by a swag curtwen February 16, 2021

sunoo cult

ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟﾟ
ﾟ SUNOO🛐
ﾟ･ ･Who is sunoo?
for the blind the light🛐
for the deaf your ears🛐
for sick people cure🛐

JOIN THE SUNOO CULT NOW.

by anonymous February 21, 2021

uto cult

a discord server that subjects young men who join to gay conversion therapy. probably bookmarked on the FBIs watchlist, has a wide racial diversity but manages 100% sexual offender coverage, uses the n word like a coma, talks about sucking cock more than actual lgbtq+ servers, probably the reason why Grindr was invented and is also the sole export for exceptional people who can move their fingers up and down really really fast

Man 1: wow I really want to suck dick but I can't because I am straight
Man 2: have you considered joining uto cult?
Man 1: omg now I can finally start giving men the gwak gwak 5000

by ayanosimp727 July 5, 2022

penis cult

Referring to the Jewish tradition of circumcision, or anything of the like.

Michael: "Hey did you hear? Muhammad decided to have a circumcision at the age of 24."

Simba: "What is he thinking of joining the penis cult?"

by AlNordeen December 5, 2011

zeyu’s cult

zeyu’s cult is a group of crackheads that worship boystory and fangirl over pics of xinlong, the group consists of a ten year old all the way up to a 14 year old! STREAM TOO BUSY BITCHES

Zeyu’s cult are crackheads

by Ice_taehyung October 12, 2019