Counching

The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.

Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!

by Ananke September 11, 2013

Cup-Crushing

expression of anxiety, nervousness or restless boredom. This behaviour is often exhibited at house parties and clubs by the designated drivers.

It is the 21st century equivalent of 'twiddling ones fingers'.

Lucas was standing at the wall aimlessly crushing his empty plastic cup, waiting for the party to end.

Joey was found Cup-Crushing backstage before his big performance.

by designated_driver September 11, 2010

crouchigol

One of the very tongue-in-cheek nicknames for English Football player Peter Crouch, based on Batistuta's famous nickmane "Batigol" (from scoring so many goals for Argentina and for Fiorentina). Also see "Hand-of-Crouch", Robot Dance, etc.

Crouchigol was piss funny while trying to do his lame "Robot Dance" celebrations when the ref carded him for cheating with his "Hand-of-Crouch" move. Rooney, pls get firing soon and save us all this embarrasment!

by Mac CMS September 2, 2008

prouching

the act of crouching and punching simultaneously

That fucker is going around prouching people in the balls. He'll come up to you, crouch and punch you in the balls.

by Nef Del May 9, 2006

crushing dicks

To work out so hard you could literally crush a dick with your thighs.

Laura: "Hey Sara I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?"
Sara: "Oh I've totally been in the gym crushing dicks!"

by Wizzibef November 12, 2013

Crushing

1.A cloth item you wear, or accessory that you make look good. 2. A cloth item or color that looks good on you.

"You were crushing that purple shirt today, I liked it"

by Reyna S Lovely November 20, 2009

craughing

When somebody crys and laughs at the same time. Usually the start to cry first but then somebody makes them laugh and they start craughing.

One time when i was at camp, the councler hit the volleyball over the net but it went to hard and fast and smacked me in the face. It hurt a lot so i started to cry but it was hilarious and i started to laugh. That is craughing

by The Best Asian February 2, 2005