when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.
just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish
by Otis b. green June 4, 2015
Get the cosmic potholemug. A Trade which consists of two people and one item. In which the first person gives the second person an item, for promise that the second person will repay the first person back at a later time, hence the name "Cosmic Trade" This is common among the rainbow people.
by Roo-Dah August 17, 2007
Get the Cosmic Trademug. Holy cow the shelves are full of cosmic products
Do you like my cosmic product
3 Super Products = Cosmic product
End of the world gun, grenade launcher attachment, laser scope = Cosmic product
Pomegranate, honey, cbd mixed = Cosmic product
Water, Suger, Coffeebeans = Cosmic product
3 in one already built ready to go
Do you like my cosmic product
3 Super Products = Cosmic product
End of the world gun, grenade launcher attachment, laser scope = Cosmic product
Pomegranate, honey, cbd mixed = Cosmic product
Water, Suger, Coffeebeans = Cosmic product
3 in one already built ready to go
by Adam Rhys Campbell September 24, 2020
Get the Cosmic Productmug. The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.
We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.
by BigLud July 1, 2019
Get the cosmic phishingmug. An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
Get the Cosmic miscalculitemug. by poopcats267 November 19, 2023
Get the Cosmic Browniesmug. The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!
Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
Get the Cosmic Birdo Techniquemug.