corporate

Oppressively awful in that numbingly "cubicle in a hermetically-sealed office" kind of way: lacking good quality, morality or ethics, excellence, creativity, spontaneity, kindness, love, integrity, beauty, or intrinsic worth and meaning, i.e. corporate

"Yeah, we saw the movie version, and it was, like, totally corporate."

by mardukio March 23, 2007

corporate tool

Someone who works for THE MAN.

A cog in the corporate machine.

Someone whose net worth is slightly above that of office machine.

An employee known more readily to the corporate decision-makers by his or her employee number rather than by name.

A college-educated employee who makes the same wages as that gum-chewing, fingernail-painting, web-surfing, GED-holding front-desk worker downstairs.

Someone whose job task involves suppressing any creative or thoughtful contribution and merely inputting the data required by THE MAN and outputting the results they expect.

See also whipping boy

“I had to go meet our often-disgruntled and potentially belligerent customers wearing a black t-shirt that reads in bold, white type: “How Are We Doing?” along with our customer comment phone number. I am such a corporate tool.”

by THX 1138 February 12, 2004

Corporate Whore

unscrupulous person who has a devotion to a corporation or business, forsaking all coworkers for the benefit of the company. "Therefore Stretching your balloonknot beyond its previous border", and leaving a knife in your back.

one who has forsaken personal values and constitution to promote the agenda of current management

Choppers digs up or creates ficticious dirt on fellow coworkers to get ahead being an industrial tramp corporate whore to the boss and his minions.

In addition Choppers works 80hrs in a 40hr job , and is seen as a suck up, also is often seen wiping mouth after leaving boss's office.

by The Provocateur August 30, 2009

Meow Corporations

An entire corporation run by cats; Their main purpose is to protect the world from villians such as dogs, and their biggest enemy, Orange Cat, who has been trying to over-throw the corporation for years. The current president of Meow Corp. is Lucky Oreo Briggs.

There are over 1 million cat and kitten agents working at Meow Corporations.

by Sarah Briggs February 17, 2005

something corporate

best band ever. end of story.

something corporate fucking owns.

by Rebecca November 17, 2003

V2 Corporation

A rapidly expanding business entity rooted deep in the underworld of Magnolia, Texas that has vowed to vanqush the venal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. V2 Corporation has been vandalizing virgins vaginas since 1988. This coalition of vandalous vagabonds are forever V.I.P. and are entitled to using only V Notes and receive as many virgins as they desire as consorts. consistent vandalism is a must in this corporation, as that is where much of their V Notes flow from as well as:violating,vanquishing and vanity.Roots of this underground faction extend back to the roman empire;or more specifically, the roman numeral for five:V. However, even this is not the full extent of their ancestry; biblical references contain allusions to the leaders of V2 Corporation themselves. Some scientists claim the number 42 as the number of the universe; well 42 divided by 2 is 21 and 21 + 2 is 23 and 2+3=5 and as already stated above, the roman numeral for 5 is V. Therefore, V is the master of the universe. When you try your best but you arent victorious, join V2. You will soon vanquish the competition.
www.myspace.com/v2corporation

Victor-"hey whats up baby?"
Victoria-"groan ugh...i just got v-bagged and then given an extra big helping of v-cheese..."
Victor-"WHAT!!!BY WHO!!!"
Victoria-"...........V2 Corporation"

by Lucifer(aka V) February 21, 2008

corcoran

an awesomely cool kick ass man. that do to though no homo. but mano. the cool dank dank awesome shit. and need not have red hair.

holy shit, that guy is a corcoran

by zachary corcoran October 6, 2008