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conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.
Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.
by Richard Black April 12, 2005
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Geneva Convention

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?
by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009
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French Connection

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.
Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.
by notgnna2 October 31, 2012
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Immaculate Conception

Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
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ass-tag convention

The accepted standard that the tagged side of a towel is for designated nether-regions while the non-tagged side is reserved for the face and hair. This convention is used to avoid cross-contamination and is to be assumed as general practice. Practical in situations where one must use a borrowed or foreign towel.
"I forgot my towel in the shower and had to use my roommates. Hopefully he observes the ass-tag convention."
by Octoclod September 17, 2013
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Immaculate Conception

A New Testament doctrine wherein Mary concieved Jesus Christ without having sex.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
For some reason, most Christians believe that since Mary did not have sex with Joseph (or anyone else) then Joseph cannot be Jesus' father. But, the Bible clearly says that Joseph was Jesus' father.

LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."

Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.

Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.

MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
by Joshua Ben Joseph May 13, 2009
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Furry convention

Hey, can you bring in the nukes? I wanna test a nuke on the furry convention
by DankestDanker August 24, 2021
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