Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.

Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."

by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022

Condigned

Worthy; Suitable; Fit

This place is condigned for our workfield.

by Supermegagoat September 2, 2022

meta conditioning

The process and result of the contemporary psychology student having Pavlov's theory of classical conditioning explained to them over and over and over again.

'Whenever a lecturer uses the word Pavlov, dog, or bell, I just tune out now' 'dude- they've conditioned you to be bored about conditioning.' 'Yeah they've been meta conditioning me.'

by Mmainder November 29, 2018

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

Terms and Conditions

Something no one reads

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions

by Trusted Guy August 25, 2022

considerting

to consider deserting, as in the military, or any other organization.

dude 1: you were in the musical oklahoma?
dude 2: well i was considerting, but i realized that the lead too amazing.
dude 3, the aforementioned amazing one: i can't lasso things... and i have no friends :( i'm beginning to considert.

by jamie17 December 12, 2008

cunt considerate

A polite way of saying pussy whipped. That is, controlled by a female in hopes of sex.

Joe, you are going purse shopping? so pussy whipped!

Joe: No, I am just being cunt considerate because I hope to get some tonight.

by divinationRon March 6, 2014