When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.
by MommaDRox January 9, 2016
Get the Beer Condommug. This term is not unlike 'sock puppet' but with a more derisory tone, especially in Internet forums.
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Whereas a 'sock puppet' is someone who resorts to using several screen names in order to make himself appear as more than one person, affording the illusion of there being many more posters possessing of the same opinion, a 'condom puppet' on the other hand is someone who employs the same tactics but resorts to ad hominem attacks, crass insults and dismissals, repeating the same insults with each new screen name.
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A condom puppet will usually resort to employing the same list of screen names repeatedly in order to give the impression of there actually being a different person who uses only that screen name.
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Whereas a 'sock puppet' is someone who resorts to using several screen names in order to make himself appear as more than one person, affording the illusion of there being many more posters possessing of the same opinion, a 'condom puppet' on the other hand is someone who employs the same tactics but resorts to ad hominem attacks, crass insults and dismissals, repeating the same insults with each new screen name.
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A condom puppet will usually resort to employing the same list of screen names repeatedly in order to give the impression of there actually being a different person who uses only that screen name.
Ergo, a condom puppet is someone who's a mean, miserable little prick on the inside, and is totally artificial on the outside.
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The artificiality arrives from the condom: An artificial covering.
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The artificiality arrives from the condom: An artificial covering.
by Royal Scots Highlander June 23, 2009
Get the Condom puppetmug. An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.
by Magicrobot November 26, 2015
Get the tramps condommug. When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.
When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.
When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.
by PinguinMaedchen April 3, 2013
Get the friendship condommug. Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
Get the Cotton Condommug. The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.
by Betty Parris April 21, 2017
Get the condom cheesemug. Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
Get the condom ninjamug.