Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
Get the condom ninjamug. A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.
by Yo Blood July 2, 2010
Get the Condom Ballmug. by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023
Get the condom hummusmug. by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020
Get the Condom Failmug. An old slightly rotted banana skin. Commonly found in buses throughout Edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.
by Magicrobot November 26, 2015
Get the tramps condommug. Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
Get the Cotton Condommug. The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.
by Betty Parris April 21, 2017
Get the condom cheesemug.