Extreme Conditioning

A perk in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. This perk doubles your sprint time. This perk does NOT increase speed. This perk is uncommonly used.

Extreme Conditioning is a perk that is for rushers.........

by MW2 Freak January 6, 2011

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A phrase used to signal when some inevitable bad thing has happened.
Everyone involved usually gets punished or ill effects.
A different version of "when the shit hits the fan"

Phil called the bouncer an idiot. After the excrement hit the air-conditioning and now Phil and all his mates are banned from the club

by TaintedDeity May 14, 2008

condi

a person who does a lot of work but never accomplishes anything

named for Condoleezza Rice's efforts in government

get your shit together and stop being such a condi

by eleanor roosevelt December 25, 2007

Condildobong

A hilarious mixture of the terms "condom", "dildo", and "bong". Can be used to express nearly any emotion, situation, or person.

Dude, f*ckin' condildobong.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

Gary Condit

(n.) a men's Oxford Shirt (usually blue) with a white collar and cuffs. Frequently worn by former congressman Gary Condit (D-CA).

"James is such a cool guy--if only he weren't wearing a Gary Condit."

by KB Ryan November 15, 2004

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011