columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.

columbus day should be abolished!

by megisfruity September 5, 2021

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Columbus Coded

A man (likely white) that is excited to have intercourse with a virgin. AKA "Discovering new land"

Matt: "Aye my girl is a virgin. I ain't neva been with one before!"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"

by Atomic54 December 7, 2023

Columbus Keith

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.

A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”

by MediumMF July 17, 2025

Columbus hot finger

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.

I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.

by Othick January 2, 2018

Columbus Generation

The official unofficial generational nickname for Gen Z, referring to how often they discover something that a prior generation has already discovered.

Gen Z: "I just discovered Quiet Walks! It's where you take a walk without your technology with you!"

Everyone Else: "You mean, just walking? Typical of the Columbus Generation"

by zolphinus January 18, 2024

Christina Columbus

Female equivalent to Christopher Columbus. People who "create" new ideas and claim them as their own even though they belong to other cultures.

"Hey did you hear about that girl who made spa water? What's next Christina Columbus? Corn Salad?"

by Ga1laxy August 1, 2022