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Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.
by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021
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Columbus Mississippi

a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service
man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?

where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
by Tedmo January 26, 2022
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Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!
by opeake January 18, 2020
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Columbus Creamball

The Columbus Creamball is the act of filling a balloon with many mens semen then making a small hole inside the balloon as to make it pop easier then throwing it at a person in the attempt the make the balloon pop resulting the the recipient being covered in the semen that was inside of the balloon
Me and my girl wanted to spice up out bedroom life so you know I had to pull out the Columbus Creamball on her
by Hawk tuah the 35th August 11, 2024
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Columbus and Washington

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.
by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009
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Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022
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Columbus

dude: Where do you live?

me: Columbus, OH

dude: RIP
by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021
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