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Colton

A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.

:P
Bruh did you see him hes such a Colton!!
by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019
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Colton

the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.
colton: im cool
by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022
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Colton

an amazing person. he would do anything just to see you smile. he has an amazing sense of humor and style. he has a charm that all the ladies love. he is an awesome friend and very great to talk to when you’re having trouble or need advice or even need someone to listen to you. overall the best person i have ever met :)
girl1: have you seen colton today?
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)
by what’suppp November 20, 2020
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Colton

Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*
by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
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Colton

Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.
Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
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Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

This post was made by a colton
MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here
by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020
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Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.
Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex
by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023
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