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the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
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Collect People

To have many friends from different seasons of life and many different friend groups.
“You have so many friends. More people than I know. You must collect people!”
by Barfie August 3, 2021
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Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.
"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."
by FreddyThePickle August 16, 2018
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Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
by K- November 16, 2020
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Collective Drought

Collective Drought: Is the high probability a person excels at having the most uncreative palette in their knowledge in making drinks lack of flavor lack of sweetness. Bitter drinks reflect on how difficult a person can be when engaging in a conversation. Adding Also the lack of brain freeze in drinks if it isnt as strong it just means your meeting a less enthusiastic person to deal with and the conversation is probably going to be less of a fun experience.

As a result of feeling that the person is just dry and bitter this would feel less of an ideal parent to have.
There was a party however ...something feels like it isn't memorable. Sure some of the drinks where fine beggars cant be choosers. Though if this happens every year....making things predictable and everything feels like there isnt a change. My lack of sensory feedback makes me feel like Im socializing with folks who are a collective drought.
by Unitless Envy November 2, 2025
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Family scab collection

Immitation bacon bits
Grab the family scab collection from cupboard for my salad
by Poor slinky neck May 25, 2018
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