Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenade: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.

Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.

by Vickie kap December 17, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Freak Show Collectable

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.

Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.

by WeegeeCool January 9, 2023

cheek collection

the collections of one's cheeks

Aye yo tony lemme collect those cheeks later.
I have a PHD in cheek collection.

by MasterCollector May 24, 2017

Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face

Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"

by 1shot1der June 6, 2015