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Caspar

Caspar‘s are very special. smarter than they look and very good at sports. My Caspar sometimes doesn‘t trust hisself enough, but even though he is just such a gentlemen and very funny. Caspars give you the feeling like they would know you and you could always talk to them, even though you don‘t talk much with each other. Its like an undergrouning connection. Caspars can also be very mean if they are hurted. They wont show their feelings twice. So a caspar is funny as a caspar but also very sensitive.
Caspar i was in love with you...
by Theonewhowasinlovewithyou November 22, 2021
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Clamped raw

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
by Bro Jake March 26, 2023
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sandwich clamps

A set of clamping mechanisms made of flesh and bone.
What tool do I use to remove this component? Use your "Sandwich Clamps" and pull it out.
by anonymous0666 January 11, 2008
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Sympathy Clap

When you're at your high school graduation and someone is called that nobody knows, no one claps for them, so you clap for them instead.
Announcer: Johnathan Jones

(Kid walks up, no one claps)

Kid #1: Who's that guy?

Kid #2: I don't know, but let's give him a sympathy clap. I feel bad for the guy *Clap Clap Clap*
by Sugatwitch September 22, 2010
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bloody casper

when your fornicating with a woman at your parents house and shes being too loud so you put a pillow over her face but then you decide to start punching the pillow...her muffled cries sound like "ooooh" as the pillow turns red.
man i totally gave my girlfriend a bloody casper last night...oooooh
by big booty jewdys rudy March 23, 2011
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Portland Clap

Native to the girls at the Acropolis, the Portland Clap is the classic move where a girl rubs her legs against your face while slapping her shoes together behind your head, thus creating the "clap".
"Oh man, that dancer just gave Chris the Portland Clap!"
by timmmahhhh August 24, 2011
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JLo Clap

The action of filming yourself or someone else on the floor closing his/her legs together in a strange location. This is derived from a dance move in Jennifer Lopez's performance at the 2013 Billboard Awards. Unlike "planking", which requires still pictures, the "JLo Clap" requires the action to be filmed on video.

To successfully "JLo Clap", follow these easy steps:
1) Pick an outrageous or strange location (e.i. Starbucks, Shopping Center, Bathroom, Disneyland)
2) Lay down with your legs fully extended in the air and prepare your camera/phone near your lower abdominal area (making sure your legs are not seen in the shot)
3) Start filming
4) Open and close your legs multiple times, keeping them fully extended throughout your video
5) Stop the video after 5-10 sec, making sure your legs are unseen in the shot after the completion of your video
6) Upload your video on Youtube, Facebook, Vine, Snap Chat, Vimeo, etc.

The more outrageous the situation, the more hilarious your video will be. Some example labels for your videos are as followed:
"JLo clapping in the mall"
"JLo clapping with Mickey Mouse"

OR

"JLo getting some groceries"
"JLo getting some Starbucks"

OR

"I just JLo clapped on the street"
"I JLo clapped under the eifel tower"

The possibilities are endless! You are still able to take still pictures of yourself/someone "JLo clapping", but it is more effective captured on video.

Have fun, and make those legs JLo Clap ;)
JLo Clap Jennifer Lopez JLo clap Billboard Awards 2013 Pitbull New Planking legs make it clap
by JLo Clap May 22, 2013
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