3 ring circus

a man having sex in a 4 some with 3 females all on the nuvia ring

sandor is the ringmaster of the "3 ring circus"!

by shitgabbler April 14, 2010

The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"

Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!

by mike13849132047 January 7, 2010

three ring circus

2 hands, 1 mouth, 3 cocks

this girl ran one crazy three ring circus on spring break

by jbez April 8, 2008

Belgian Circus Music

Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.

They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!

by whaxalot October 7, 2008

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery

After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.

by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023

"Not Going to the Circus" tantrum

A temper tantrum/meltdown of epic proportions. Usually caused by one not getting his or her way. This comes from the children's television show Caillou.

My grandmother threw a "Not Going to the Circus" tantrum because she was worried there was not enough money to gifts for everyone for Christmas. Also, my five year old great cousin had one because she couldn't buy the latest Barbie doll at Walmart.

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019