3 ring circus

a man having sex in a 4 some with 3 females all on the nuvia ring
sandor is the ringmaster of the "3 ring circus"!
by shitgabbler April 14, 2010
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The Three Ring Circus

When your having sex with a girl, your friend comes out of the closet and you swap so you friend is banging her. You quietly sneak out of the room. Then call another friend to come knock on the window. At this point she will be all confused how she is not fucking the same man anymore. Now you bust in through the door proclaiming, "What the fuck is this!?!?"
Jena: Last night my boyfriend pulled the three ring circus! I was so confused!

Julian: I wish I was there!
by mike13849132047 January 07, 2010
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three ring circus

2 hands, 1 mouth, 3 cocks
this girl ran one crazy three ring circus on spring break
by jbez April 08, 2008
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Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
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Circus tent listo

when a guy gets a boner and his pants stand out like a circus tent does becasue of your hands holding it up while doing a trick on your bicycle.
Look riding my bike with no hands on the handle bars pulling a Circus tent listo.
by Listodurock909 June 22, 2018
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Belgian Circus Music

Used to describe a two bit poser electro noise band.
They're trying to be so DFA, but sound like Belgian Circus Music!
by whaxalot August 12, 2008
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