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Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
by Don Shitty January 13, 2017
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Rusty Cigarette

A 2 person sex move, in which one partner buzzes their lips on a male's anus, and simultaneously lights their penis on fire.
"So, have you heard that Kevin got third degree burns on his whang? Yeah, he was trying the rusty cigarette with Lisa. He's really regretting the decision, but at least she had some fun."
by Mr. Altosax September 9, 2009
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rice cigarette

What the Chinese smoke every day. Made out rice and rolled into a tube to smoke. Chinese usually put grass inside to add flavour.
This is my 100 rice cigarette for today!
by Goldenvader May 21, 2018
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marijuana cigarette

Harvested buds from GOD's gift to man aka cannabis rolled into paper resulting in a smoking device used to receive this gift. Once the gift is received the recipient is taken to the next level, otherwise known as "a Hole Notha Level".
Ima take it to the HNL, pass that marijuana cigarette!
by Fart Barker February 8, 2009
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cigarette

nathan stepped out. he'll be back in a cigarette.
by thebiglechowski August 18, 2010
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Cigarette

Product made to relieve stress. A controversial topic, but put in simple terms, a drug constructed of a filter and tobacco (mixed with some chemicals) wrapped in paper. The lighter's best friend.
"Mary lit a cigarette today, she says it relieves her stress."
by Define Me March 17, 2008
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cigarettes

cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life...

whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.

and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.
two luckys: one for good luck, and one for good fuck.
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