tea in china

a phrase used to change an awkward topic or to break the silence

"why aren't you married?"
*awkward silence*

"so how's the tea in China?"

by Peyton Sage September 5, 2016

China Grace

Someone who is funny at times but usually sarcastically. She is cute ,blue eyed , blonde, and extremely sensitive about her dog .She could be soo loving, but due to her being lied to and mistreated in the past and many friends she trusted lieing and stealing from her repeatedly, she believes now she can trust no one due to no one she can count on.She has a big heart and is soo beautiful yet she doesn't act or present herself conceited.She loves to eat and enjoy her life and that includes multiple extracurricular activities. She is such a sweetheart and just needs to be spoiled and loved because she can be a brat when she's cranky or annoyed.She can sleep like the dead and can't and won't be bothered until her nap is over. She is very intelligent and artistic and will amaze and surprise you with her conversation and extremely creative crafts and projects.All in all she's the best friend and hopefully after a little bit of time she will trust and love again. bad and the good and accept her for her and u will be lucky to know her. She's into goth shit loves skulls and skeletons basically a Hot Topic/Spencer's Gifts girl who can recite almost any classic rock ,punk, metal , country, or even just plain silly lyrics to any song. She just perfect. But don't think u will get close to her easily she's got he'd guard up and ready to kick ass. She's China Grace.

Did u see that sexy weird and awesome chic singing with her dog? That's a China Grace .

by Charlie&Jesse'sGirl432 February 25, 2023

china moon

when a nigga pulls you cock out and slices it in half all china style

AAAHHHHHH fuckin nigger cut off my penis ina chinese style bitch!!!!!!!he gave me a CHINA MOON

by Matthew potato April 2, 2007

china ram

to ram someone up the ass with your knee so hard that it actually penetrates...so called after the chinese torture used in the early 1990's

If nick plays guitar hero before i get it i will china ram him until he bleeds

by Metalcp April 19, 2007

fine china

powder of any drug

shoot that fine china

by Blaze January 30, 2004

bomb china

The act of defecating. Plainly - having to shit. Sometimes in an urgent manner.

Rose:"That Taco Bell hit the spot"
Aubry:"Yeah, my stomach hurts, I need to go bomb china"
Rose:"Think of me."

by AubRose April 27, 2007

china brush

A liquid that comes in a bottle no bigger than 4 inches, helps chaps last longer in bed after the liquid is put on his knob.

Sam - 'How did it go last night Rick? Did you smash her back doors in or what?'
Rick - 'Bloody nightmare mate, we was watching the Paul O'Grady show and when the adverts came on I made my move.'
Sam - 'Yeh, and?'
Rick - 'I threw my fucking beans up her before the adverts had finished.'
Sam - 'You need some of this, China Brush. I once rumped a bird for 4 and half hours with this stuff on my knob, my brothers knob fell off cos he was rumping for 6 hours straight.'
Rick - 'Sounds promising.'

by James_Dean_007 November 15, 2013